22 март 2012

SPRING

ALPHABET TAUGHT TO KIDS NOWADAYS


21 март 2012

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Nice day, isn't it?

10 март 2012

The Royal Tenenbaums



QUESTIONS:
1. What does the man ask first?:
  How long she plans to stay there
  How long she has been there
  How long have they known each other
2. She answers that:
  she doesn't know
  she hasn't decided
  she will stay for three months
3. Is she ever coming home?:
  Probably
  Definitely not
  Maybe not
4. What does "You're joking" mean in this context?:
  He thinks she's being funny
  He doesn't want to believe her (the truth hurts)
  He thinks she's playing a game
5. So what does the man feel like doing?:
  Eating some bread
  Dying
  Talking

The Lovely Bones



QUESTIONS:
1. Who invited the mother?
  Her son-in-law
  Her son
  Her daughter
2. Why was the mother invited?
  Because she's a problem-solver
  Because she offered to help
  Because she lives nearby
3. What does the mother tell the daughter as she walks into the house?
  "Wash your hair, sweetheart."
  "Watch your head, sweetheart."
  "Watch the hair, sweetheart."
4. The mother thinks that Lindsey _______________.
  is indifferent to her
  hates her
  likes her
5. What does "What will it be?" mean, in the context of this video?
  "What would you like to drink?"
  "What are we going to do today?"
  "What would you like to eat?"

AWAY WE GO



QUESTIONS:
1. They parents are moving to Antwerp in _______________________.
  July
  January
  June
2. Why is the young man upset?:
  Because the parents will leave before the baby is born
  Because the parents will still be around when the baby is born
  Because he doesn't think Antwerp is an exciting city
3. How long had the parents been talking about moving before they finally decided to do it?:
  5 years
  10 years
  15 years
4. How far will the parents be from their grandchild?:
  3,000 miles
  More than 3,000 miles
  A little less than 3,000 miles
5. How does the father refer to Antwerp?:
  He's excited
  The city of light
  In June

BOLT FUNNY CATS



QUESTIONS:
1. According to the black cat, how often does Bolt (the dog) leave the movie set?
  Two times a week
  Never
  Once a month
2. Are the cats really evil?
  No, they're just pretending to be evil to have fun with Bolt
  Yes
  The skinny one is evil, but the fat one isn't
3. Who is the cats' boss?
  The "green man"
  The "green eyed man"
  Bolt
4. The black cat thinks that Bolt's message to the "green eyed man" _____________________.
  is too long
  is not very nice
  is not necessary
5. What does the term "she's a goner" mean?
  She is not around
  She is not reliable
  She's doomed


Miss Congeniality


QUESTIONS:
1. What does the little girl call the mean boy?:
  a girl
  a bad boy
  a dork-brain
2. What does the mean boy say before he tries to hit her?
  "You asked me for it"
  "You asked for it"
  "You asked it"
3. The girl thinks that the boy in the striped shirt is smart and:
  handsome
  tall
  funny
4. Why doesn't the boy like her? :
  because she is not pretty
  because now everyone thinks he needs a girl to fight for him
  because he already has a girlfriend
5. What do we call a girl who acts (and sometimes looks) like a boy?:
  Tomboy
  Tom-tom
  Tom

BRIDESMAIDS


QUESTIONS:
1. The man claims ______________.
  that he's an air marshall
  that he's a police officer
  he's not an air-marshall
2. The woman tells the man ______________.
  that she wants to be an air-marshall
  that she respects what he does
  that she's flying to a wedding
3. How does the man plan to relax?
  By reading a magazine
  By listening to music
  By taking a nap
4. What does the woman want to do while the man is resting?
  To be on the lookout (for criminals)
  To read a book
  To go talk to her friends
5. What was one of the things that made the woman think that the man was an air-marshall?
  He had a mustache.
  He had no carry-on luggage.
  He put his bag into the overhead bin.

EAT PRAY LOVE



QUESTIONS:
1. How long has Liz either "been with a guy or breaking up with a guy"? _______________________.
  For the past 15 years
  Since she was 15
  15 times
2. Liz's friend thinks Liz will miss her _______________________.
  friends and family
  job
  city
3. Liz wants to _______________________.
  increase her ability to work harder
  recover her appetite for life
  find the perfect spaghetti recipe
4. Liz thinks that Italy is a place where she will be able to _______________________.
  get excited about life again
  relax
  go on a diet
5. Liz's friend thinks that Liz ________________________.
  should go back to college
  should go talk with a college kid
  is behaving in an immature way

ADVENTURELAND




QUESTIONS:
1. How many giant pandas is James allowed to give away?
  Two per day
  None
  Three per day
2. Which department does James want to work in?
  rides
  games
  food
3. When the man says that James looks like more like a "games guy", he means that ____________________.
  James looks like he plays a lot of video games
  James would fit in better in the games "section"
  James looks like he plays mind games with people
4. The general rule at the amusement park is that ___________________.
  nothing is free
  you can let your friends ride for free
  you can let family members ride for free
5. The man ______________________.
  seems somewhat interested in James' resume
  wants to take a look at James' resume
  doesn't really care about James' resume

06 март 2012

MEAN GIRLS


She doesnt even go here!

E M E R S O N | Myspace Video



QUESTIONS:
1. The girl who's talking wishes:
  that they could all get along ( = be friendly) like before
  that people would stop bothering her
  that she feels depressed
2. What kind of cake does she wish she could bake?:
  One made of rainbows and smiles
  A chocolate cake
  A carrot cake
3. What does the boy in the back yell?:
  That the girl is stupid
  That the girl is crazy
  That the girl isn't even a student at that school
4. Does the woman go to that school?:
  Yes
  No
  No, but she used to
5. So why is she saying all this?:
  Because she likes to talk
  Because she has a lot of feelings
  Because someone asked her to

05 март 2012

FUNNY LETTERS TO LANDLORDS

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

03 март 2012

Flatmates - Episode 60

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Flatmates - Episode 58

Flatmates - Episode 57

Flatmate - Episode 56

Flatmates - Episode 55

Flatmates - Episode 54

Flatmates - Episode 53

Flatmates - Episode 52

Flatmates - Episode 51

Flatmates - Episode 50

Flatmates - Episode 49

Flatmates - Episode 48

Flatmates - Episode 47

Flatmates - Episode 46

Flatmates - Episode 45

Flatmates - Episode 44

Flatmates - Episode 43

Flatmates - Episode 42

Flatmates - Episode 41

Flatmates - Episode 40

Flatmates - Episode 39

Flatmates - Episode 38

Flatmates - Episode 37

Flatmates - Episode 36

Flatmates - Episode 35

Flatmates - Episode 34

Flatmates - Episode 33

Flatmates - Episode 32

Flatmates - Episode 31

Flatmates - Episode 30

Flatmates - Episode 29

Flatmates - Episode 28

Flatmates - Episode 27

Flatmates - Episode 26

Flatmates - Episode 25

Flatmates - Episode 24

Flatmates - Episode 23

Flatmates - Episode 22

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Flatmates - Episode 20

Flatmates - Episode 19

Flatmates - Episode 18

Flatmates - Episode 17

Flatmates - Episode 16

Flatmates - Episode 15

Flatmates - Episode 14

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02 март 2012

Flatmates - Episode 10

Flatmates - Episode 9

Flatmates - Episode 8

Flatmates - Episode 7

Flatmetes - Episode 6

Flatmates - Episode 5

Flatmates - Episode 4

Flatmates - Episode 3

Flatmates - Episode 2

Flatmates - Episode 1

КАК НАЙ-СЕТНЕ ДА НАУЧИМ АНГЛИЙСКИ ЕЗИК?

Вие трябва да започнете упражнения основно в говоренето на езика (чрез слушане и повтаряне), защото е факт, че говоренето е в основата на всички езици (писмеността се появява по-късно). Най-добрият начин бързо да напредвате в изучаването на езика е да слушате и да повтаряте чутото правилно, т.е. да говорите правилно. Слушането и повтарянето са много по-ефективни от четенето и писането, защото при говоренето се използват много повече от очите и мозъка. Малките деца учат чрез слушане, те не могат да четат и пишат. Вие имате предимството, че можете и да четете и да пишете. Използвайте го.

01 март 2012

Another Hilarious 'American Reunion'



Then we graduated and started getting jobs, getting married, having kids and all that other stupid stuff." We've already seen a handful of trailers for the nostalgic sex comedy American Reunion (including araunchy Red Band teaser and another filthy international tease), and now we have yet another full length trailer for the film as the April 6th release date looms ever closer. Gotta love the use of Closing Time by Semisonic (yeah, that takes me back) and the original opening credits song, and I really feel like this could be a great finale for the franchise that started back when I was a teenager full of hormones.